I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire, I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail...
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.
Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prize-winning clams.